1. Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in
the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend
and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this,
the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there
and drown her."

2. Two blondes were standing next to a convertable trying to open it wih a wire. a
brunette came passed and asked what they were doing. The blonde with the wire
replied "I left the keys inside, its starting to rain and the roof is down."
3. A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her
hair so she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to
take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a
farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She
got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep
you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself,
said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The
farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette),
picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, the farmer walked up
to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog
back?"

4. I once saw a blonde so dumb, when she missed the #22 bus, she took the #11 bus
twice