Blonde is also a term for severe mental retardation. This is found in many people of "certain" haircolors and sadly, hair dye does not cure it. the victim will be thrown into the butt of all jokes, and will also accumulate strange temptations while reading directions that state things not meant to be taken literally. Such as in geometry if a blonde was asked to find "X", they would simply circle the the large X next to the problem. But it just so happens that a lot of brunettes happen to get very jealous of blondes because 1)they, like, have more fun 2) like they are so totally better looking 3)like they just so happen to have guys bow down to us when we walk past them 4) like they created our own super hot and cool lingo like "like" and "shut up" when nobody says anything.

It is October 12, 1998, on a dark and stormy night. A blonde is out at night, driving her car. She runs into a truck, the only other vehicle on the road. The truck's driver makes her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. Her heart pounds in her throat. He takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the pavement. He tells her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he goes over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde starts laughing. This makes the man angrier so he smashes her windshield. This time the blonde laughs even harder. Livid, the man brakes all her windows and keys her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Facts on blondes
1. We have come to a conclusion that they are made of plastic
2. Are most likely found in packs roaming the mall with a token "ugly brunette".
3. They get depressed when they dont have a boyfriend for a period of time over 2
hours. (dang)
4. They used many words in inapprpriate places such as:
slut,bitch,totally,fugly,byotch,like(on a constant basis), back stabber, shut-up
(usually when a person didn't say anything)
5. Dyed Blonde hair hides the fact that they are a butterface.
6. Most blondes' vocabulary is composed/always limited to 4 phrases: "Like,
totally!" "Shut up!" "Like totally shut up!" "OMG: Oh My God!! *atheist version:
Oh My Gosh!!"
7. Forcing a blonde to read a book will cause her to implode into a massive black
hole, hence the begginig of the end of all times, which is why blondes were
banned from Amazon.com's book section
8. You should never mix blondes and onions... (just don't, for Christ's sake)
9. You should never blonde and drive