the interesting sharing
of a very peculiar question.
it is impossible to answer and contradict
prior to internationally used perfect English.
Qn: fill in the blank with 'yes' or 'no'

"_____, I am a pig," said Lucas Chur.

In the other context of the English language,
other similar questions were made.
but different in that sense.

"If Hitchcock, Einstein, Wilde, Hawking and Norris were pigs, then _y_e_s_, i am a pig"

In Chinese contextual knowledge, we'd prefer it to be used this way:

"Yes/No, Sun Wu Kong is monkey."
"Yes/No, I am pig." - Zhu Ba Jie

In American terms tho, this sentence structure takes on a whole new meaning.

"I am not pig, The pig is me." - Chuck Norris

This following post does not mean to defame or harm anybody.
It is jus for the fun and laughter of mindless innocent children hu dunno wad the hell im toking about. Please do not take offense to the quotes above. thank you and have a pleasantly english day(: No. i am not a pig(:

im in IT class..
apparently the only time i can use the comp.
we water bombed dae ytd.
today is jason and john tay bday.
so...
HAPPY BDAY U TWO!
dirty dirty.
andrew smash my wif ALOT of water bombs..
all direct hit on top of my head...
one bomb soiled all my hair... T.T
we smashed dae face wif whip cream and choc sauce.. and it got real messy...
dot had to mop up the whole void deck..
andrew runs too fast.
i had to sneak attack him to get chocolate on him...
then we played the wii at dae house.
me and dot have a score to settle.
i won once in boxing. she won round2...
now my arms hurt xD
great exercise man!
5people chased andrew...
still couldnt catch him..
damn.

princess had fun but was dumped wif choc sauce..
jason squirted choc on my hair...
and my face..
adrian and jh thot it would b funny to make me look like a cake and spray snow foam on my hair too...
i dunno how andrew does it.. he hits so many ppl but he nvr kena himself.
stupid pen spinner shite >< so evil.

To: the mushroom head guy/grp
on colin's blog...

firstly, mushroom head people.
i hate mushrooms so i'll jus say it in ur face ( not literally )
stop insulting michael jackson cos he is SOOO much better than u.
he is an idol, ur not...
insulting him jus shows u wan attention.
u haf no respect for idols and dat ur not respected by people urself.
SECONDLY.
whether colin is ugly or not isnt any of ur business.
he is my fren and he has many frens.
ur fake name jus shows ur a coward to tell it in peoples face
and saying urself as a mushroom head,
it shows ur uglier cos mushrooms are fungi..
do u haf fungi on ur head? that'll be cool
THIRDLY.
calling people names dun help.
so jus fuck off because it isnt his business wad u call him.
and if ur jus someone hu has nth better to do,
u can go get a life.
life's fun. should be enough fulfillment for a nerd like u.
if ur really tough, u could jus say it in his face
dun try to act tough because its not appealing and its quite a turn-off
so i dun think i would see a load of whores in ur wardrobe and stuff...
and ur actually insulting urself...
cos u say that if he has RGS gals chasing him,
u would haf IJ gals in ur wardrobe...
but if that didnt happen...
dat means u haf no1 in ur wardrobe = no gals at all...
and squirrels are jus gay...
in a mushroom hut? homosexual.
and i advice that u dun use the jokes from mtv's "yo momma"
cos its an insult to their show's humour and coolness.
and that goes to show u haf no creativity to invent ur own..
its called RIPPING OFF...
therefore i can infer that u r 1. homosexual 2. has no life 3. is a geek 4. will haf no goal in life 5. is a future stuck up...

some advice.... fuck off(:

these few days abit no mood to study.
not enthu... cant make myself enthu.
cos no one else is enthu/in a good mood.
sad.
i lost my strawberry...
T.T
minitoons dun carry it anymore.
i even checked wif its biggest store
at marina sq...they dun haf it.
my science is almost done tho.
now all i nid to revise is:
History
Mathematics
Geog
and im done done done.(:
one day one chapt is more than enough.

princess is actually STUDYING omg!

MORE ABOUT ME!

Fav Movies: 200pounds beauty
Life or something like that
Step up series
Pearl Harbour
Titanic

Fav Music: Voice of Truth - Casting Crows
Maria - Kim Ah Joong
Byul - Kim Ah Joong
Wherever You Will Go - The Calling
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood
One Step At A Time - Jordin Sparks
The Time Of My Life - David Cook
Collide - Howie Day
Over You - Chris Daughtry

Fav Food: Popcorn Chicken w Cheese fries - KFC
Chicken Baked Rice - Swensens
Nutella W Oreo - Ice Cream Chef
Vanilla w Oreo - Ice Cream Chef
Ham and Mushroom Pasta - Cafe Cartel
Oreo Milkshake - The Coffee Connoisseur
Shredded Chicken Porridge - Crystal Jade
Hawaiian Pizza - Pizza Hut
French Onion Soup - Delifrance
Seafood Phad Thai - Thai Express
Luncheon Meat + Egg Nissin Noodle - Kim Gary HK Restaurant @ Vivocity
Ribena + lemon ice blended - Kim Gary HK Rest @ vivo
Agedashi Tofu - Sakae Sushi
Fuji Apple Ice - China Mall beside Far East Square
Ipoh HorFun - Bugis St, moved from Geylang

Fav Shops: Topshop Esprit
Fox, women Valerie
Watts In Giordano
Bewitchedfashion.blogspot This Fashion
Lucky Plaza Forever 21
Adidas Converse
77th Street I.P zone
Bugis Street Fareast Plaza
Diva H&M
Minitoons Trash Clothes Blog Shops
Mango Guess
River Island Hardrock cafe
Levis Reject Shop
Paul Frank Keds


Wanna noe more? just ASK! (: hohoho! nah princess is jus bored(:

fuck i lost my strawmelon.
i tellu all now ah.
if u all take my stuff ONE MORE TIME.
i promise rite. anyone hu does
I WILL SLAP U UNTIL U CRY OK
im sick of u guys always taking my stuff.
if i find out someone took my strawmelon.
u r so dead.
fuck where did i put it.
THIS IS THE 5TH TIME THIS YEAR I LOST MY EZ LINK CARD.
i haf more than 50bucks in my strawmelon.
fuck u all luh.
the last time u all take my file i got in trouble wif liang laoshi.
I GET IN TROUBLE U ALL HAPPY LUH RITE.
FUCK U ALL LUH.
i swear i will punch u.
i will make u BLEED.
and i will hate u (:


princess is pissed off. princess is REALLY pissed off.

im baccckkk!!!!
hohowhore is BACK BABYYYYYY!!!
went to penang.
shopped ate grew more puipui..
tsktsk. penang char kuay teow rox sox mans!
no taogeh and hum and chili.. yea..
jus the way i like it!
i love penang(:

spring-summer shopping fever!!!
going penang soon, gotta pack ><
oh god!
i dunid anymore shopping buds!
i got online shopping!
i jus discovered this uber cool webbie.
http://blogshopr.com/section/blog/
there's so many uber cool stuff!
there's this jumper and caps and really really cool stuff!
tho i still wan dat forever21 peach frilly skirt and tank top...
i hope daddy allows me to shop online.
stuff are SOOOO much cheaper!
there's this baby-doll shirt dats like $15!!!!
and most stuff there are like $1 onwards.
maybe i should start a blog shop!
wif all my used clothes i dun wear..
grab some gals... sell some stuff...
y not? (:

can someone get me this shirt for me bday or xmas or sth. its soooo cute!!!
http://www.bewitchfashion.com/fashion/sz558-collections

sian.. today very boring.
i went home and slept the whole day.
seriously tired.
and bored to death.
i wanna go shopping. really wanna go shopping.
so many clothes i wanna own.
but so little people to go with.
maybe i'll jus go o my own.
blondies wun go shopping wif me.
in fact they're the ones hu pull me away
when i see like a great sale.
50% mind u. thx much guys.
u really help me save money.
but then again,
you make me spend all my allowance on FOOD too.
im never going shopping wif u guys.
EVER.
god i nid a shopping bud.
but hu........
dang i nid new frens.
i nid a fren hu would not only peii me when im bored,
but one hu goings shopping and supports me in everything.
someone hu likes doing the same things as me.
someone else hu is as crazy bout clothes as me.
yea.. i soooo nid to transfer school.
i soooooo nid new frens.

princess wanna find shopping buds.
real GOOD shopping buds.
like the plastics from mean girls.
bitches but they make good frens(:

thx honeymilktea(:
thx for letting me thrash out on u(:
i feel muuuccccccccccchhhhhhhhh better now
tho ur confused and haf NOOOO idea wad im saying.
nvm(:
lousy toot XD
IMPROVE UR ENGLAND BOY.
(:
i am HAPPY!
hohoho!
wassup!
hohohonneeyyyyyyyymilktea.
omg!
cool!
i jus realised..
another hoho-thingy..

hohowhore. hohohoneyyyyyyyy-milktea
(: coolnessss~

princess would like to thank honeymilketea for her winning of this coolnesss~ grammy awards. Cham-Shira Do Gyote!(:

wdf. jo thinks i brought only 2 guys home
and we were alone the whole day.
i told her dae jus went home nia
then she was like telling aunty pat
see, see... then she in between 2guys
screaming and stuff
then only when i say
sara why r u screaming
then the two boys quiet..
like wdf. wdf is ur problem luh
fren can anot?
ben and owl jus playing wif my msn rite?!
shout at them to stop cannot ah?
laugh cannot ah?
say me until like one sex prostitute lidat.
ok fine luh
lidat put me in a convent lo
i bring home girls lo
i become les lo
bet u'll be soooooo happy.
maybe i'll even haf sex wif u?
how about daT?
bloody shit.

princess is pissed off. like wdf.