To: the mushroom head guy/grp
on colin's blog...

firstly, mushroom head people.
i hate mushrooms so i'll jus say it in ur face ( not literally )
stop insulting michael jackson cos he is SOOO much better than u.
he is an idol, ur not...
insulting him jus shows u wan attention.
u haf no respect for idols and dat ur not respected by people urself.
SECONDLY.
whether colin is ugly or not isnt any of ur business.
he is my fren and he has many frens.
ur fake name jus shows ur a coward to tell it in peoples face
and saying urself as a mushroom head,
it shows ur uglier cos mushrooms are fungi..
do u haf fungi on ur head? that'll be cool
THIRDLY.
calling people names dun help.
so jus fuck off because it isnt his business wad u call him.
and if ur jus someone hu has nth better to do,
u can go get a life.
life's fun. should be enough fulfillment for a nerd like u.
if ur really tough, u could jus say it in his face
dun try to act tough because its not appealing and its quite a turn-off
so i dun think i would see a load of whores in ur wardrobe and stuff...
and ur actually insulting urself...
cos u say that if he has RGS gals chasing him,
u would haf IJ gals in ur wardrobe...
but if that didnt happen...
dat means u haf no1 in ur wardrobe = no gals at all...
and squirrels are jus gay...
in a mushroom hut? homosexual.
and i advice that u dun use the jokes from mtv's "yo momma"
cos its an insult to their show's humour and coolness.
and that goes to show u haf no creativity to invent ur own..
its called RIPPING OFF...
therefore i can infer that u r 1. homosexual 2. has no life 3. is a geek 4. will haf no goal in life 5. is a future stuck up...

some advice.... fuck off(: