The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
If Sara Ng was in hogwarts, what house would they be in?
She'd probably go to whoever has the largest Japanese population.
- Ong Wei Lun
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? - Homer Simpson
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